... unsere amerikanischen Kollegen sind es (ja, es ist wieder mal Englisch):
-----Original Message-----
From: Roger Woodbury [mailto:rmwoodbury@roadrunner.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 4:49 AM
To: 'Jeremy Ward'
Cc:
v8@audifans.comSubject: V8 Optionizing
Dr. Roger opens the door to his study. It is comfortably lit with warmwhite bulbs. Candles are burning on the fireplace mantle letting off a slight haze, and there are two large, comfortable easy chairs on either side of the cozy fire.
"Come in and sit down, Jeremy," Dr. Roger says. "Make yourself comfortable. Take a few deep breaths to organize your thoughts and then share your Audivacillations. Sharing Audivacillations is the way to The Cure."
Jeremy comes in and sits by the fireplace. "I don't know where to begin exactly, Dr. Roger. I have a Cyclamen V8 which is the love of my life. But I bruised her nose...YES! I DID IT! I DIDN'T STOP IN TIME AND I BRUISED HER NOSE!"
Dr. Roger nods, and says, "yes, yes, go on."
"But Dr. Roger: I didn't let the Evil Insurance Empire take her. Oh, they WANTED to: but I fought them off and kept her. She DESERVES to be saved. She is sooo beautiful!"
"I understand, Jeremy. So what is the problem that has brought you here to share today?"
"Well, I saw this Ragusa V8. It called to me. I tried, Dr. Roger, I TRIED to turn away, but the siren song of a Ragusa...have you ever heard the siren song of a Ragusa?....(Dr. Roger shakes his head, "no".)...well, I just couldn't help myself, so I brought HER home with me. And now, there is another Audi who's song has come upon me. I am thinking of her, and thinking of bringing her home. And if I did, then I could fix up Cyclamen's bruised nose and she would be good forever."
"Yes, yes. I see. So a simple nose job makes Cyclamen whole again. I see. But to do this, probably Ragusa needs not to be there with her song. I see. But if Cyclamen were whole, the Audi Gods would extend forgiveness for the error or your ways...."
Jeremy nodded enthusiastically, "yes, yes!"
"And you would have peace," concluded Dr. Roger. And then he went on slowly: "So, Jeremy, tell me. If the Ragusa with 82,000 miles went away so you could achieve peace with Cyclamen, what would it take. Now, you told me in the pre-interview that she needed a timing belt, but what would it take if she went away and someone else gave her a timing belt and you and Cyclamen could regain the path to wholeness. Tell me everything."
Jeremy took a deep breath. "Those incense candles are very powerful, Dr. Roger."
"Oh, they're not insense. Their Audinosense. They're very special."